(borrowing from Nonnie!)
SCENE 1:
J (that’s me): Look at my hands! They’re so… strange looking.
E (that’s him): I like them.
J: Me too, but objectively speaking, they’re quite strange.
E: You have a point there. Look at the side, it just goes straight!
J:… what?
E: Alright, look at my hand. Y’see how it doesn’t go straight up? It goes, like, out and then back in?
J: Yeah…
E: Well yours does!
J: Is it from piano, d’you think?
E: No, I’m pretty sure it’s cause you’re a frog.
J: OH NO YOU FIGURED IT OUT! *pause* Does that change your opinion of me?
E: Not at all.
J: Cause frogs are sexy!
E: You sexy amphibian.
…. so yeah, it was a good day.
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D’awwwwwww.
Just so you know, I’m going to start dropping the phrase “sexy amphibian” in conversation now.
Comment by nonnie — February 24, 2010 @ 3:54 am |
It’s a good phrase, isn’t it?!
Comment by bariole — February 28, 2010 @ 11:39 pm |